I Came To Sarasota For The Waters

Unconfirmed reports on unfounded rumors from unsubstantiated sources concocting preposterous innuendo

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Two US Senators Revealed to be Offspring of Evil Genius

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Investigators for the British Secret Service have revealed that two prominent US politicians are the illegitimate sons of evil madman, Dr. ...
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Monday, July 25, 2011

Arizona Comes To Norway

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An open letter to Mr. Anders B. Breivik Dear Brother-In-Arms, You done good! You have took up the fight that we been fightin' here in th...
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Casey Anthony's Mysterious Nanny Revealed!

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And she's just as evil as poor Casey said she was.............
Saturday, July 9, 2011

Derek Jeter Seeks Variance For "Emergency" Addition To Tampa Home

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Yankee shortstop, Derek Jeter, reached the milestone of 3,000 base hits on Saturday before an adoring throng of New York faithful. He drove...
Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Casey Anthony Acquitted--Pictures From The Defense Celebration

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The jury, in an obvious rush to get home and make up for the wasted 4th of July weekend spent listening to closing arguments, declared accus...
Monday, July 4, 2011

City of Sarasota Begins Removal of Controversial Parking Meters

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Bowing to pressure from Main Street merchants (and their campaign contributions) and from whatever direction  the wind is blowing on this pa...
Tuesday, March 29, 2011

I'm Evan Longoria and I'm The N.R.A.

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I'm Evan Longoria.  I'm the third-baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays.  I'm paid millions of dollars to play a game and, by extensio...
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The Culture Capital of FLA, The Sunshine/Funshine State, United States
I relocated to Sarasota several years ago. They said it was the promised land; paradise, if you will. But, like Rick Blaine observed when he was told that Casablanca was in the desert and had no water, "I was misinformed." Oh, there's water here, all right. It's just that it's filled with sharks, alligators, red tide, snakes, hurricanes, snobs, scammers and real estate developers, redneck crackers and the moneyed elite. Casablanca only had Nazis. Ha!
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