I Came To Sarasota For The Waters

Unconfirmed reports on unfounded rumors from unsubstantiated sources concocting preposterous innuendo

Saturday, March 28, 2009

New Twist On Crop Circles Comes To Longboat Key

A homeowner on Longboat Key has a mystery on his hands and the town fathers want answers. And an eraser. The image was first noticed by an ...

Space Shuttle Lands In North Port, Sparks Forest Fire

North Port officials didn't get quite the "bang for the buck" they had hoped for when the space shuttle Discovery touched down...

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Arrest is made in 1978 Sarasota killing

Police blame the delay in solving the crime solely on the deliveryman who found the body of John Allaman, Jr. When he called 911 on his cel...

Bad, Bad Dog

Woman had sex with dogs, police say By Anthony Cormier Published:...

Captain's Orders

Captain's tip of the day : DON'T take your computer to a reputable repair shop to get your hard drive copied when you know it conta...

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Beach Access Confrontation Escalates On Siesta Key

"Let those pasty-faced tourists from Indiana show themselves now." Marianne Page Marianne Page, angered by tourists walking ...

Sarasota Realtors Introduce New Marketing Test For Homebuyers

Is now the time to buy that little oceanfront bungalow you've been dreaming about? The Sarasota/Manatee Board of Realtors has just relea...

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About Me

One-Eyed Dick: The Culture Capital of FLA, The Sunshine/Funshine State, United States; I relocated to Sarasota several years ago. They said it was the promised land; paradise, if you will. But, like Rick Blaine observed when he was told that Casablanca was in the desert and had no water, "I was misinformed." Oh, there's water here, all right. It's just that it's filled with sharks, alligators, red tide, snakes, hurricanes, snobs, scammers and real estate developers, redneck crackers and the moneyed elite. Casablanca only had Nazis. Ha!

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