Monday, November 23, 2009

Jon Gosselin In Talks With Casey Anthony To Co-Star In Reality TV Show

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Media darling doofus, Jon Gosselin, is looking for his next payday. Hard. With the end of Jon & Kate Plus 8 in sight, his divorce almos...
Saturday, November 21, 2009

Report From The Front Lines: Eggos Shortage The Final Straw.......

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Date: Nov. 21, 2009 Time: 03:30 hours Location: Secret Family Bunker Re: It has begun! In retrospect, it was the perfect storm; too bad ther...
Thursday, November 19, 2009

City Fathers Devise Plan To Oust Bums From Downtown Park or The Beggar's Opera

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Sarasota City Commissioners, pressured by downtown business leaders to resolve the noxious presence of transients, the homeless, disease-rid...
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Economic Downturn Forces Galactic Empire To Stick Up Local TJ Maxx Store

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The global recession has apparently spread beyond our earthly confines and now affects the entire universe, as evidenced by the attempted ro...

A "Welcome Back" Anthem For All Our Snowbirds (and the rest of you--you know who you are.....)

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Presented in conjunction with the Close Second Baptist Church of Southeast Nokomis newly-revamped Community Evangelical Outreach and Defensi...
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Monday, November 16, 2009

Sarah Palin Tells Prodigal Son-In-Law Levi Johnston: "Come For Thanksgiving Dinner." RUN, LEVI, RUN!!

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In an interview with Oprah Winfrey, former Alaska governor and vice-presidential candidate, far right-wing conservative darling and bastion ...

Hundreds Sickened After Attending Weekend's Orioles Fanfest, Not All Just Because It Was The Orioles

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Sarasota area hospitals were inundated over the weekend with hundreds of residents and visitors who had attended the Baltimore Orioles Fanf...
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