Thursday, December 31, 2009

Threat of Violence Hangs Heavy Over Hospital Where Rush Limbaugh Recuperates

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Rush Limbaugh was rushed to a hospital following a vicious attack at a Honolulu fruit and vegetable market, where he was shot numerous time...
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Monday, December 28, 2009

NFL Voids Bucs Win Against Saints, Cites Use of Non-Roster Players

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The National Football League, in a highly unusual move, has vacated the Tampa Bay Buccaneers win on Sunday against the New Orleans Saints, d...
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Sunday, December 27, 2009

Rumors Of Infidelity Swirl Around Urban Meyer's Sudden Departure From Gators

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Sources in Gainesville report that there is hushed innuendo regarding Urban Meyer's sudden departure as head coach of the University of ...
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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Vatican Reviews Tape From Christmas Eve Mass, Rules That Tackler Was Out Of Bounds During Play

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The Holy See announced earlier today in Rome that the controversial play during the opening kickoff of Christmas Eve Mass was, indeed, an il...
Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Holiday Wishes To Sarasota's Tea Party From The Rest Of The World

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Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Sarasota Tea Partier, Thanks for helping to make this past year such a success by continuing to be so loony. Ma...
Sunday, December 20, 2009

Christmas Greetings To All Our Friends In Sarasota

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To all our dear, dear friends in Sarasota: Thanks for all the golden rings; you have the found the true meaning of Christmas giving. We are ...
Saturday, December 19, 2009

Sarasota County Slaps Neighborhood Santa With Cease and Desist Order

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For over a decade, Mr. and Mrs. Ray Sevigny have played Santa and Mrs. Claus to the delight of the Bunyan Street children, dressing up as th...