Monday, March 29, 2010

Pope Benedict XVI Implicated In Manson Murder Cover-Up

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The Vatican was rocked today by accusations that Pope Benedict XVI could be held complicit in the infamous Tate/LaBianca murders in Los Ange...
Tuesday, March 23, 2010

USF President, New Football Coach, Player Missing; Police Have No Firm Suspects

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Florida law enforcement confirmed earlier today that the president of the University of South Florida, Judy Genshaft, newly-hired head footb...
Sunday, March 21, 2010

Sarasota Ups The Ante For Google Recognition, Vows To Kill One Citizen A Day Until It's Awarded High-Speed Internet

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In a bold display of oneupsmanship, a hallmark of the Sarasotan spirit of entrepreneurship, local leaders have decided to go "all in...
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Thursday, March 18, 2010

National Guard Restores Order In Sarasota After Riots Celebrating School Tax Extension Victory

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The streets of Sarasota have, once again, returned to calm today--mercifully so--after two days of unimpeded rioting by supporters of the pu...
Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Tim Tebow To Save NFL, Roethlisberger Not Worth His Salt

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Chapter 10 The Parable of Ben, the fall of the wicked warrior. 1 A nd, lo, those many months later, the Army of Steel went unto the town of ...
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Monday, March 15, 2010

Steelers To Draft Tim Tebow, Super Bowl Victory Assured By Biblical Decree

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Chapter 9 1 And it came to pass in those days, that the once-mighty army of the tribe of the Three Rivers, who were called the Army of Steel...
Sunday, March 14, 2010

Why Sarasota Needs School Tax Extension: So Our Teachers Don't Have To Become Strippers Or Get Eaten By Wolves

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Proponents of the Sarasota County public school tax extension to be voted on next Tuesday have offered two more compelling reasons why this ...
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