Wednesday, October 27, 2010

International Sports Figure Dies Mysteriously; Was Being Investigated For Gambling Ties

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Internationally-famous sports prognosticator, Paul, the Octopus , has been found dead at his home in Germany. Paul's meteoric rise to ...
Monday, October 18, 2010

June Cleaver's Death Ruled "Suspicious"; Her Checkered Past Revealed

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The Los Angeles County Coroner, Dr. R. Quincy, M.E., has decided that there is enough evidence in the death of TV super-mom, June Cleaver, t...
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Monday, October 11, 2010

Chilean Miners' Squabbling Jeopardizes Imminent Rescue

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The impending rescue of thirty-three trapped miners some 2,000 ft. below the surface of a forbidding desert landscape in Chile is apparently...
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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Sarasota Realtors Demand Reparations For Hungarian Sludge Flood

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The Sarasota Association of Realtors, in conjunction with the Visitor's Bureau, the Chamber of Commerce and a loose consortium of local ...
Saturday, October 9, 2010

Glenn Beck Identifies Root of America's Ills--Hide The Children!!!

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Oh, don't look so startled.  We knew.  We all knew.  But it took a hero, a hero like Glenn Beck to say it out loud.  The self-styled...
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Monday, October 4, 2010

Captain Obvious Tip o' the Day

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Dear Dan, The next time you tangle with a skunk, go unarmed .  Mano y mofeta , so to speak.  You don't need no stinkin' gun, h...
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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Thus Saith The Lord......

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"No!  Learn how to spell first, you schmuck, then maybe we'll talk.  Maybe!"