I Came To Sarasota For The Waters

Unconfirmed reports on unfounded rumors from unsubstantiated sources concocting preposterous innuendo

Sunday, January 9, 2011

I'm Jared Loughner and I'm The N.R.A.

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I'm Jared Lee Loughner.  On Saturday, I attended a meet-and-greet held by a traitor to my America, U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords.  I de...
Friday, December 31, 2010

Top News Stories Of 2010 For Sunny, Serene Sarasota

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The sun always shines in Sarasota......... #10.  Homeless Population Non-Existent :  Sarasota officials tout lack of homeless on city st...
Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Yep, This Is About Right..........

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"We have met the enemy and they are...........mostly from Ontario.
Monday, December 20, 2010

Holiday Reminder From Suncoast Area Businesses

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Please, this holiday season, remember the real reason for the season and keep the $ in $ mas. From all of your friends at the Sarasota ...

Local Church Christmas Pagent Ends In Tumult

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Dear Edna Mae, Well, I must tell you what happened at our annual Christmas program this year.  As you know, for the past 32 years, we at S...
Wednesday, December 15, 2010

I'm Clay Duke and I'm The N.R.A.

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I'm Clay Duke.  On Tuesday, I interrupted a Panama City School Board meeting by painting a big red "V" in a circle on the wall...
Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Urban Meyer Tells of His Plan to Join Monastery

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Urban Meyer told a stunned crowd of reporters and Gator Nation faithful that he was not only leaving the University of Florida, but he was a...
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I relocated to Sarasota several years ago. They said it was the promised land; paradise, if you will. But, like Rick Blaine observed when he was told that Casablanca was in the desert and had no water, "I was misinformed." Oh, there's water here, all right. It's just that it's filled with sharks, alligators, red tide, snakes, hurricanes, snobs, scammers and real estate developers, redneck crackers and the moneyed elite. Casablanca only had Nazis. Ha!
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