Monday, March 14, 2011

Winner Declared In 2012 Presidential Race


What happens when you inject a mama grizzly with tiger blood?  A force so awesome that one drop would kill Chuck Norris!

One can see Russia from her front porch; one can see the seventh moon of Uranus.

In the daylight.

In his basement.

With his eyes closed.

1 comment:

  1. If it was Michael Palin, they'd have my vote.