Captain Obvious' Tip Of The Day

The Captain says: The next time you, a middle-aged white guy, get robbed by two armed men at 6:30 in the morning while you're trying to score some weed in one of Sarasota's, ummm, more adventurous parts of town, don't yell at them, "YOU DIDN'T GET MY MONEY!!" as you're driving away. At the very least, not until you're safely out of gunshot range.

On second thought, you probably shouldn't say anything to these two guys anyway, considering that they made you take off your shorts at gunpoint before they robbed you. In retrospect, you should consider yourself lucky that all they did was shoot you.....