Woman had sex with dogs, police say
SARASOTA COUNTY — A woman videotaped herself having sex with two dogs and watching child pornography with a friend, authorities say.
Caroline Willette, 53, gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police. Willette has been charged with three counts of possessing child porn and remained Wednesday in the Sarasota County Jail.
Willette admitted to detectives that she had sex with the animals in her home and watched young girls perform sex acts on the Internet, an arrest report says.
Why, for the love of God, would you videotape yourself in the middle of a menage-a-dogs? Worse still, why would you think for one second that anybody else would want to see it?
According to Ms. Willette, she's had this canine fantasy ever since she was a teenager, when a Doberman Pinscher. She found it erotically stimulating, but repressed those dark desires, choosing instead to travel the world.
In Europe, she fell in love with a German shepherd. Unfortunately, he was a sheep dog and had no interest in women.
In Denmark, she met a Dane, but soon discovered that he wasn't so great.
She spent time with an Italian Greyhound, but he preferred spending all his time at the track.
Same with the St. Bernard, who would spend his days on the ski slopes and his nights drinking the contents of the little barrel that hung around his neck.
Oh, to be sure, there were spaniels and setters, collies and chow-chows, even a hot-blooded chihuahua, although being such little guy, he didn't have much of a schnauzer on him.
She spent a few months with a short-haired pointer, but left him after she could no longer put up with his constant pointing at other dogs.
The whippet was interesting, but she quickly tired of his sado-masochist fetishes.
She lived for a time with a Siberian, but he ended up having a weight problem--too husky.
Poor Connie was about to resign herself to a life of loneliness, when, there at the mall, she saw him, staring dolefully at her from the window of the pet store. There was magic when their eyes met and electricity when she first took him from his cage and held him close, close enough to smell his puppy breath.
They sniffed each others butts and they both knew it was love. They lived together happily for several years, frolicking in the yard, burying bones, digging up the neighbor's pansies. She had found her true love at last. She even took his last name--Russell.
But, then, a fateful pawing at the door one evening changed all that. It was an old friend of Jack's, someone from the pound where they had shared a pen for a couple nights. He looked dangerous and she begged Jack to turn down his request to stay with them for the night, but he was a pit bull and insisted.
Soon, Connie was his bitch and the three of them spiraled into a life of debauchery. No more walks in the park, no more drives with their heads hanging out the car windows. Every belly rub turned into wild sex.
No longer content with a middle-aged woman, the two dogs began watching puppy porn to satisfy their twisted desires.
And, so, it has come to this.......
"He looked so.....innocent when I first met him. Who knew he would turn out to be such a cur?"