Obama White House in Disarray; Even The Furniture Is Disappearing

Another indication of just how bad the economy has become, White House sources anonymously report that furnishings and fixtures are being stolen from the Presidential residence.

"This is shameful and an embarrassment to the people of America," said one staffer. "We have no idea who is removing the items, including items from the Oval Office itself, but a secretly installed security camera caught two of the alleged thieves in the act on Sunday evening. We intend to prosecute to the fullest extent of the law."

If you think you recognize either person in this photo, the Secret Service wants to talk to you."