Saturday, March 7, 2009

Ontario Couple Late For Early-Bird Special

Jim and Bernadette--the Bigleys--were running a tad late for their usual Thursday dinner out at their favorite dining spot. The retired snowbirds hurried to get there before the 6:00 PM cutoff and made it just in the nick of time to the downtown Englewood eatery.

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"Yes, my insurance rates will probably go up, but we saved 10% on our meatloaf dinners," said Jim.

"Jim said that he saw Channel 7's Bob Harrigan talking about Daylight Savings Time and thought it was already in effect," commented Bernadette. "I told him it always happens on Saturday nights when decent folk are in bed, but, after 42 years, I've learned that you just can't tell that old bastard anything."

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