Captain's Orders

Captain's tip of the day: DON'T take your computer to a reputable repair shop to get your hard drive copied when you know it contains 70 or so images of child pornography that you downloaded on it.

Remember all the trouble you got into in the eighth grade when you snapped those photos of your big sister in the shower, then took them to the drug store to get developed when you were a kid? Same idea here, bub.

Only worse. A whole lot worse.

Captain Obvious