Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Capt. Obvious Tip Of The Day


Dear Sherm,

The next time you sweet talk a, what I'm sure you considered to be a fine-looking, young lady into taking you back to her apartment, maybe slip her a couple of roofies, undress her and take some pictures of her to pass around at the office or to send into the Hot Naked Drunken Sluts website, TAKE THE CAMERA WITH YOU, dude, don't leave it in her apartment.

And your keys, you should definitely remember to take your keys with you, too.

You should also upgrade to a digital camera instead of one of those $3 disposable cameras. Walgreens doesn't develop those kind of pictures, so you would have probably gotten your dumb ass busted there, too.

And then you call the bitch, say you're sorry and ask her not to turn you in? You're a disgrace to wanna-be pornographers and peeping Toms everywhere.

Damn, Sherm, you're acting like this is the first time you've done this, man.

Capt. Obvious

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