Obama Speech To School Children Revealed; Parents Wish To God That It Would Only Have Been About His Socialist Agenda

An unauthorized preview of the speech which Pres. Obama is scheduled to give to school children across America on Tuesday has shaken both his supporters and detractors alike.

While right-wing, God-fearing, gun-toting, brain-washed paranoid-conservatives have already expressed their doubts about their little Zeke or Faith listening to the socialism-spewing cause of everything wrong in this country today, now even the left-wing, Godless, tofu-toting, brain-washed liberal elitists are concerned about their little Jazz or MistyMoon being exposed to the controversial message of their former idol.

Said one administration spokesperson, "There is no cause for alarm. Your President only wishes to speak to your children about being good citizens. He means them no harm. Please return to your homes and do not interfere."

So, what has everyone from Academics to Zoologists so concerned about the President's upcoming message?

SEE AND HEAR FOR YOURSELF BY CLICKING HERE

if you dare......

"I'm just a little kitten. President Obama loves little kittens. Don't you love little kittens, children?"