Capt. Sullenberger's Fowl Past Comes To Light

Information just released reveals that USAirways pilot, Capt. Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger has a history of unfortunate interaction with birds. Worthy of note is the fact that the operator of the roller coaster, 17-year old Jimmy "Did You See That Chick Just Puke on Her Boyfriend" Feltenberger, who, despite the collision with the avian, did NOT have to land the ride in the river.