You say you're having trouble remembering things?
You say that you write yourself notes but then forget where you put them?
You say that you sit down to email Aunt Edna and your best friend from college--you know, old what's-his-name--and can't remember what you wanted to tell them?
You say that you tried pasting Post-It notes to your computer monitor and they just kept falling off because the screen was too dusty because you forgot to clean this past month? Or two?
Or was the screen too greasy from eating those french fries and then using your finger to trace the downward death march of your 401(k)?
Ever wish Post-It notes worked more like duct tape?
HERE is the answer to your problem.
You do remember having a problem, right?