When President Obama comes to Ft. Myers on Tuesday, he'll be bringing along a special guest.
Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, announced today that the President will have with him fugitive financier, Neal Mohammad Husani, and will hand him over to waiting officials from Florida law enforcement. "Pres. Obama is going to do whatever it takes to get this stimulus package passed," said Gibbs.
When the decision was made to come to Ft. Myers, the President ordered Husani picked up in Amman, Jordan, and immediately extradited back to the US. Authorities had long known where Husani was, but kept him on ice until the opportunity for a real "Kodak moment" presented itself.
"When your president comes to visit, he doesn't come empty-handed, Florida!" said Duane "Dog, The Bounty Hunter" Chapman, who will be accompanying the President and Mr. Husani to Ft. Myers. "We're still working out the details of the actual handoff ceremony, but it will definitely include a video clip of President Obama and me actually making the collar in Jordan. I told him that whenever he's ready, I've got a spot for him on the team."
Added Gibbs, "When America sees their President put this perp on his ass and cuff him, there won't be a single Republican in the House that'll have the balls to vote no on the stimulus bill."
Now THIS Is Change, America!